Don’t trust ‘scientists’ on carbon issue
Cory Christofferson Hamar Go get your vaccines, start capturing carbon, support your farmers, and consume all the high fructose corn syrup and sugar you can stomach. Trust the rat-tested drugs — they might work, but if they don’t, well, too bad. Don’t worry, though. The system has your back! (And by that, I mean you can’t sue us. Lol.) Only then can you earn the title of a true American. We are the scientists. You don’t know us, but we have fancy degrees and stylish lab coats, so clearly, you should listen to us. And now, boys and girls, it’s time to capture carbon! ...