James Maxson

Minot

Having recently voted at the Ward County courthouse, I was assured by the very polite and diligent women in charge that they didn’t believe there was any evidence of election interference from Italian satellites or Jewish laser beams. My own uneducated review of the ballot also showed no signs of Chinese bamboo. Whether Germany, Cuba or Venezuela were trying to interfere by other means is above my pay grade.

Either our diligent legislature has protected us from the problems they perceived in the last election or maybe those sneaky Italians, Jews and Chinese have given up. Since there was only one Democrat running for the state legislature, why bother? Another possibility could be, to translate former Attorney General Bob Barry from English to German, it was all “stier dreck.”