A golden opportunity awaits

Dan Reinhard


Look at all the possibilities! Imagine fabricating a custom line of knee pads. With a treasured endorsement from the NIKE Corporation, you could add their logo and possibly sell upscale versions with a Colin Kaepernick’s autograph!

Think of all the suffering that one must go through while taking a knee during the playing of our national anthem. The sacrifice that these protesters must endure surely causes bruising or other trauma to the patella from the cold hard ground. What a golden opportunity that awaits… Look around you and see what we’ve become. Lord help us; please.