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Where’s my safe space?

Dan Reinhard

Minot

My wife has been a loyal fan of the Minnesota Vikings since nineteen hundred and seventy one and I a devoted fan of the New England Patriots since nineteen hundred and sixty one. Both of our teams lost their games miserably this weekend. And the sad part is that each of our teams were slightly favored to win. After the losses each of us felt great remorse coupled with a little anger. Since we are both law abiding citizens and could never go downtown and start destroying private and public property, we were wondering if our local schools or university might provide us with grief counseling funded by federal and state tax dollars? The crying room in our basement does not seem to be working effectively.

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